There's something peculiarly familiar about the paws of this dog. Is that the rare Laguna Beach Italian Shepherd? Who would think of humanizing a fine animal in this way? Probably some artsy fartsy orange county simp who uses makeup to cover up his own personal emotional inadequacies. In the Inland Empire, we read Dante and Dickens to our canine brethren to elevate their awareness of the universe of ideas. We believe that It's not how your dog looks, it's the content of your dog's intellect and inner character that matter most.
Hmmm, it's probably a hybrid male tranny Shepherd breed, wearing OPI's Mambo Red nail color. You should see his/her hat, a la Carmen Miranda. Fabulous!
There's something peculiarly familiar about the paws of this dog. Is that the rare Laguna Beach Italian Shepherd? Who would think of humanizing a fine animal in this way? Probably some artsy fartsy orange county simp who uses makeup to cover up his own personal emotional inadequacies.
ReplyDeleteIn the Inland Empire, we read Dante and Dickens to our canine brethren to elevate their awareness of the universe of ideas. We believe that It's not how your dog looks, it's the content of your dog's intellect and inner character that matter most.
Hmmm, it's probably a hybrid male tranny Shepherd breed, wearing OPI's Mambo Red nail color. You should see his/her hat, a la Carmen Miranda. Fabulous!
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